You’ve definately met someone who farted.

A toast!

To the stork, who brings good babies. :) To the raven, who brings bad babies. :( To the swallow, who brings… no babies. ;)

You might be bi

Butt trumpet

So you saying they handled 200… what.

Aneurisms

In the process of standing up to defend herself after being woken from sleep while camping by the sounds of someone approaching.

There, normal.

Or fart sword. Also normal.

Your mom’s heard worse.

And post-shit stand ups.

I have two wolves inside me.

Both have diet induced gastrointestinal disorders.