When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they're just admitting they were overcharging me.
BREAKING: Donald Trump asks that all trials be held posthumously.
“According to my attorneys, I’ll be a much better client once I’m dead,” Trump added.
Whomst among us hasn't paid for a Clarence Thomas style extravagant vacation?
Well, I mean Clarence Thomas, that's who hasn't.
MAGA: When faced with difficult challenges, I reflect on the words of the Bible.
THE WORDS OF THE BIBLE: Love your neighbor as you love yourself. Feed the hungry, clothe the naked, house the homeless, tend to the ill and elderly, and welcome strangers into your nation, for you yourself were once refugees from Egypt.
MAGA: ...
MAGA: Well fuck this liberal woke bullshit