Apparently being "sent back until your task is done" involves a good bleach-based detergent. (Also, a beard trim and some hair straightener.)

Honestly, he might have been "Gandalf the White" all along. Walking the earth for "three hundred lives of men," far from good washing machines, I'm sure his robes got rather dingy.

In Isaiah 6, seraphim had six wings, and used two of them to "cover their feet."

But we know from 1 Samuel 24 that in Hebrew, to "cover feet" is a euphemism for defecation.

Ergo the vision in Isaiah CLEARLY includes the seraphim pooping everywhere like pigeons.

I was late on getting the winter feed and too insulation into the beehives this year, but better late than never.

Yes, that’s pine shavings for the insulation. I literally use hamster bedding.

Every single time.

Not my meme, seen floating around the Internet.