Mastodawn

[UNOFFICIAL] Jorts (and Jean)May 19, 2023

Please set a timer, I am not done baking https://t.co/ky6GdSBfLn

Source: https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1659511845500370944

Jorts (and Jean) on Twitter

“Please set a timer, I am not done baking”

Twitter

[UNOFFICIAL] Jorts (and Jean)May 18, 2023

HELL YES https://t.co/6VYnDNr71D https://t.co/DDDQ2vJhA4

Source: https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1659343431473446912

Stripper Strike Noho on Twitter

“The NLRB just counted our votes and it’s official!! We are UNIONIZED!! We did it!!! 🙌🥹”

Twitter

[UNOFFICIAL] Jorts (and Jean)May 18, 2023

Do you ever just wake up in the middle of the night and wish you had a collection of spooky short stories set over a century at a downtown hotel https://t.co/19iQ2Sdck4

Source: https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1659118533433872385

Jorts (and Jean) on Twitter

“Do you ever just wake up in the middle of the night and wish you had a collection of spooky short stories set over a century at a downtown hotel”

Twitter

[UNOFFICIAL] Jorts (and Jean)May 17, 2023

And how were the bees involved https://t.co/rvUfRorAlk

Source: https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1658751597533618176

Jorts (and Jean) on Twitter

“And how were the bees involved”

Twitter

[UNOFFICIAL] Jorts (and Jean)May 17, 2023

RED! HOT! SUMMER! https://t.co/TVfPdVOA77 https://t.co/CjsUbpddqb

Source: https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1658732416578772992

YDSA on Twitter

“Red Hot Summer is a six week labor training and political education series that will run from the week of June 19th to July 30th. Sign up now if you’re a young worker who wants to build a new world: https://t.co/Nn7PPd5JqM”

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[UNOFFICIAL] Jorts (and Jean)May 17, 2023

There’s a saying about “no rest for the wicked” but actually the wicked are probably well rested. It’s the rest of us doing the actual hard work https://t.co/M0y3DPrEZS

Source: https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1658653145499832321

Jorts (and Jean) on Twitter

“There’s a saying about “no rest for the wicked” but actually the wicked are probably well rested. It’s the rest of us doing the actual hard work”

Twitter

[UNOFFICIAL] Jorts (and Jean)May 16, 2023

This article includes a video of a LAPD cop getting attacked by bees as he runs around and then eventually falls down https://t.co/PCvpxE9TOZ https://t.co/B6fbvAKKkV

Source: https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1658577362437705729

2 injured after massive bee swarm reported in Encino

At least two people were being treated for injuries after a large bee swarm was reported in Encino Monday.

ABC7 Los Angeles

[UNOFFICIAL] Jorts (and Jean)May 16, 2023

These union busters put my HEAD on a STAKE 😐🫤😐 https://t.co/qYbyKPVAiX https://t.co/Mb3zHKfspS

Source: https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1658514935545200640

Starbucks Coffee on Twitter

“Sometimes you're a bumblebee, sometimes you're a derpy cat. Either way, you're sweet. 🐝”

Twitter

[UNOFFICIAL] Jorts (and Jean)May 16, 2023

You’re telling me a peanut buttered that sandwich? https://t.co/baiD6h56bP

Source: https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1658489212658933761

Jorts (and Jean) on Twitter

“You’re telling me a peanut buttered that sandwich?”

Twitter

[UNOFFICIAL] Jorts (and Jean)May 15, 2023

If you need a toy you can have one of mine. I’m so lucky, I can share https://t.co/30cxpVYP7j

Source: https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1658041124731387905

Jorts (and Jean) on Twitter

“If you need a toy you can have one of mine. I’m so lucky, I can share”

Twitter

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