My friend is making a lot of money by selling photos of salmon dressed up in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

Three people hospitalized eating raw cookie dough, and "the CDC recommends following recipe or package instructions to fully cook cookies, cakes and other foods made with raw flour, and using warm water and soap to wash hands, utensils, countertops and anything else that comes into contact with raw four."

2,000 people die a week from #COVID19 and the CDC won't recommend wearing a mask or altering behaviors.

Make it make sense.

https://edition.cnn.com/2023/03/31/health/salmonella-outbreak-flour/index.html

Everyone is suddenly reporting what I’d already tooted/was already announced the other day, that #Trump will speak from #Florida on Tuesday after arraignment.

Dear The News:

Do not carry one word of this live. If he makes real news, report it afterwards, show clips if you must, but don’t play into his tiny hands yet again.

Who am I kidding? Sigh.

#TrumpIndictment

Of all the reactions to the news of Trump's indictment, perhaps none is better–or more succinct–than that of Yusef Salaam, one of the exonerated members of the Central Park 5 whom Trump urged to be put to death for a crime he did not commit.

Sometimes just one word is all you need.

https://www.comicsands.com/yusef-salaam-trump-indictment-response-2659704175.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=toot&utm_campaign=SAND

This year, bills to weaken child labor protections have been introduced in Iowa, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, Ohio, and South Dakota.

America is in its Second Gilded Age, where workers – including children – are treated as expendable and robber barons rule the roost.