I'm Jonathan Ive, the best fucking designer since Dieter Rams. I invented #minimaluminiumalism. I am *NOT* on Instagram. (PARODY, not affiliated with Apple.) @JonyIveParody on Twitter
@san_der TBH, it’s mostly to do with a much more limited audience here and Mastodon is a lot less refined than pre-Space Karen Twitter via Tweetbot ever was.