Saw some photos of Madonna. She looks grotesque! Why can't some women (and men) just accept we all get old and just do it calmly and naturally? She's going to make herself a laughing stock!

So Matt, 'The Pratt' Hancock earned £320, 000 from 'I'm a nonentity, please get me on TV!' And has given charity a whole £5000 wow! Thanks Dickhead, you're all heart!

RIP David Crosby. Good writer. Big loss. Will be missed greatly.

Until I saw the news articles, I'd never heard of this Andrew tate bloke. It appears to me that him and anyone who follows his theories, teaching and methods, should be locked in a deep, damp, dungeon and the only key should be instantly thrown into the nearest deep river, never to be searched for again. These brain and decency dead perves are a danger no normal human needs around....

I am today, along with other celebrities, announcing that my children will be getting no inheritance when I go. This is because it's immoral, gives them no incentive and fosters smug dependency. But mainly because nobody even looks at,never mind buys any of my very good books, so subsequently I am poverty stricken, penniless and without a pot to piss in....

RIP Jeff Beck. There has been this debate since the early 60s as to who was best, Clapton, Page, or Beck. For me there was never a debate: Beck every time. Rock on Jeff....

Bill, Kate, Brian, Cammy and the rest of the royals should just go about their business and totally ignore all the absurd nonsense the ex-Royal is spouting in his ridiculous book. It's the equivalent of the tiny tot being sent to their room and the sitting by the door whining and grizzling to be let back in to the living room.. He's a sad joke. Duke Baby-brain should have his titles stripped and left to await the inevitable divorce when she finally realises the reality...

When, oh when, are we are we going to see an end to the Duke of self pity, entitlement and whining and his narcissistic, 3rd rate actress wife whinging on about how unfair it all is that the Royal family refuse to make his brother abdicate and make them king and queen, just because his airhead wife wants it? And again, loads of claims, allegations and nonsense backed up by NO evidence, witnesses or independent confirmation.. Just shut up and wait for her to divorce you!

Anyone whinging about the train strikes: Don't they realise that if Sunak's lunatic strike law comes in and they sack all the staff, no other people will do the job for the wages and under the proposed change of conditions so there won't be a train service! Same with the NHS and all other health care. They should àll stop moaning and support key workers!

RIP Pele. THE footballers footballer. The master. It was an honour to have watched him play. The Guvnor....