Poot

Pulp fiction???? How about pupl NON fiction!!! All true, folks. And all about pulp. Wow

If your name is Matt you could open a laundromat and call it Laundry Matt’s Laundromat thank you send toot

Late night tooting.... tooting... after dark

Tooting is just tweeting on the dark web

Cats can have hair coming out of their ears and it’s cute as hell but when I have it it’s “gross” and “you’re only 32, why do you have hairy ears”

Y’all think the Charmin bears eat ass

Cum is stored in the balls

*slaps the roof of my car* this baby can store exactly one me and lots of garbage that I just throw in the passenger seat

If you pronounce New Orleans as “New Orleens” you’re a cop