Me, shitting self: okay, let's unpack this

getting kicked out of the office because I keep calling sausages "thick meat noodles"

getting in to a speed metal frenzy in the office

thinking of cutting all the arms of my t-shirts

You know I'm having a good time if I'm watching back to back 90s alt rock music videos. Just great

lmao my mum told me the other day that I'd grow out of my opinions - is that really something people say to a 30 year old?!

genuine question, how the fuck do I get out of my own head

I wish grizzly bears were as cuddly as they looked, rather than being Extremely Dangerous

there's two things I love about pride month: cynical marketing, and hordes of closeted homophones trying to convince themselves that they don't care

just posting my good opinions, nothing to see here