Me, talking to the dog:

No, no begging. I only gave you that strawberry because you've never had one. And I didn't want you to be like Tom Brady out here.  

Kenneth Walker is a teeny tiny baby and yet looks like the literal definition of unc.

We had a poor guy on a team I worked for that was 18. He wore white tank tops and Dickies shorts all the time, was starting to bald, and would just do shit like rub his balding head and run his hand down his face, and say "ionno man" when you asked him for commentary. His nickname was Unc and I don't remember his real name lmao. Walker reminds me so much of him even though they don't look very much alike lmao