Things you do when your re-election campaign is going really well

My kinda bar

lmao he literally did a "braver than the troops"

Lol he wants to be relevant so badly. The emergency is no one paying attention to him

Did this place ever exist? I can't find any records of it. Did Starhip invent a sign with dice just for the video? The other casinos featured in that scene are real

I refuse to believe there exists a person who would change their vote over this.

How has no one thought of this before

Television? No way. This is the only pure way to watch sports

I'm sorry, what did they just call Det. Stabler?