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Hey everybody!! sad_detective_man made a joke based on debunked scientific data!! What an absolute BUFFOON

Let’s all agree right here and now to never let this guy live it down. He is irrevocably besmirched. Way to throw your life away, kid.

Doesn’t work because only vowels are removed. For slurp neck to work it’d need to be slrpnck. You know, with a C!

tsk.

Shoddy memeing from someone named @[email protected]

Adding a birth date field to isn’t super alarming to me. More PII is bad obviously, but it’s not required, editable by an admin, and hidden in system logs. Whatever this field will (or won’t) do, the effects are already achievable through user and group permissions.

If you read the discussion on that pull request, you’ll see there’s a ton of interest from the community in ways to privatize this, and I have a lot of faith in developers to reroute around stupidity.

The real danger comes from how it’s used in the front end, but there I have even more faith in the community to draw a hard line. Any distro trying to cut you off from your own computer until you drink a Mountain Dew verification can is gonna get forked so hard.

Assuming someone doesn’t figure out how to measure a photon without changing it. Easy, right?

Is systemd going to embrace age checks?

This is going to sound like an excuse, but Dan Rather found my box of human teeth 😬

Hello fellow juggalos, it’s me, a juggalo. I was just taking Wolfie for a walk.

The earth is a soup dumpling being transformed into an American public school slice of cheese pizza. Hope that clears things up.