They’d charge me extra for that.

They’d charge me extra for that.

Are they cheap because I don’t have much money.

Oh yeah I’d cum in my pants and call my therapist to book an emergency session.

Damn girl I want to take you home and introduce you to my parents then continue to disappoint you through my actions until you find someone better then me.

I want to put my hand in your pocket body!

Will you be my mommy with benefits?

I think he’s about to eat a clam sandwich.

You can use a scraper and some sandpaper to smooth out that baseboard then repaint with some high gloss white paint.

At least someone around here has a sense of humour.