What is a pulse?

Ass clarinet don’t play itself.

Ass jerky don’t make itself.

I like how it was written in the bird person.

Womp womp.

Who are you that is so wise in the ways of science?

Don’t you make my Sunbeam Tiger unaffordable again until after I buy one!

I waited over two years for their Naya Create split keyboard. It finally arrived and they fucking moved the enter and backspace keys, rendering it unusable.

Could I have looked at the key layout and seen the fucky design ahead of time? Sure, but who would think they have to check on something so basic?

She also made tens of millions with her insider information, and discovered that when you go anti-MAGA you’re greeted by a deluge of immediate death threats. Let’s not pretend she’s retiring out of principle.

Say car ramrod!