Jeremy (Summer School Jedi)

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Chaotic Good Xennial. Likes dogs, well written smart posts by smart people & gaming of all stripes. Dislikes abridged songs, marshmallows & anything fascist adjacent. USMC vet (w/requisite swearing) if that matters. He/him/his.
Hey @spooknine, I think you dropped this
See everyone in the forced labor camps in 2027 🙃

Kaplan : ok Jury here's the Trump case take as long as you need to deliberate

Jury, 5 minutes later : ok we're done btw 'is Guilty AF' a legal verdict

Kaplan : no u have to just say Guilty

Jury : fine but let the record show Guilty AF

#TrumpGuilty #EJeanCarroll

Delete this before they get any ideas
Is something wrong with Tooot!
Learning to code SQL, R & whatever else the fuck an Econ degree throws at me at age 44. 1/2 star, do not recommend for those w/low tolerance for humiliation #data

Me: *drinks water*
*puts lotion on hands*
*flosses on consecutive days*
*gets 8 hours of sleep*

“Wow, I feel pretty good!”

Me: *Doesn’t do any of that for the next three weeks running*

“God, why do I feel like shit today?”

Being deeply loved gives you Strength. Loving deeply gives you Courage.
~ Lao Tzu
Someone good with Photoshop: I’m begging you to put McCarthy in the Chris Farley “For the love of God! Get out of our lives!” meme