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Jens T.

@Jens_T

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Paradise is exactly like  Where you are *right now*  Only much, much, better …

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Jens T.1h ago

NewsThump 1h ago

We should be grateful that the Tangerine Grope machine has set the precedent that it's actually okay to publicly celebrate the untimely demise of people you don't like. It's just a shame he won't be around to see the millions of epic parties that will be held when he eventually shuffles off this mortal coil...

Jens T.2h ago

RE: https://chaos.social/@NikTheDusky/116267329729855035

Ab sofort nenne ich die Enter Taste nur noch „den Döner“.

RIP bozo

Männer: Das ist ja ganz schrecklich, mit dem Chrissi und der Collien. Was können wir nur tun?

Auch Männer: Oh nein, Chuck Norris ist gestorben! RIP! Was für eine Legende. Never forgetti! Man muss ja auch Kunst und Künstler von einander trennen. *obligatorischer Chuck Norris Witz*

#CollienFernandes #ChristianUlmen #GewaltgegenFrauen

Jens T.10h ago

Florian Schlund 1d ago

Statt Energiegeld: Wie wäre es, wenn wir statt Tankzuschuss heute Abend einfach alle auf den Balkon gehen und für Deutschlands Autofahrer klatschen❓
Hat für die Pflege doch auch gereicht⁉️
Oder ne Wurstsemmel ....

Jens T.2d ago

Elio Morillo 3d ago

Trump told you he’d run America like a business.

He is.

It’s called asset stripping. You sell the profitable pieces, gut the workforce, load it with debt, and walk away rich while everyone else holds the bag.

USPS? For sale. The military? Subcontracted to the Saudis/Israelis. The debt? Yours.

Congratulations. You didn’t elect a president. You hired a liquidator.

Jens T.3d ago

FolksVelo 3d ago

it's time for a change

(image made by Gemeente Utrecht)

Jens T.3d ago

Human Brain Enthusiast 3d ago

Remember that the same people say the same thing about AI

Jens T.3d ago

NoBorg 3d ago

#EU #allies #war #Nato #Canada #Maga #Hormuz

Jens T.4d ago

Vivaldi Browser 5d ago

Happy birthday Mastodon! 🎉

From Vivaldi, a big thank you to @Gargron, the rest of Mastodon's team and everyone else who enjoys and breathes life into this corner of the internet!

Here's to 10 more! 🥂