Try this:

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Nobody gives a single shit about you.

At my school, the books are falling apart and missing pages. The wifi barely works. The computers are missing keys. The bathrooms are infested with roaches. The outside looks like a prison yard.

But our administrators got themselves some fancy new offices this year.

I don’t understand why your partner didn’t just like, go to bed. Why did you need to be there?

I teach high school and it’s amazing to me how much these kids don’t know how to use a computer. They can click a button and get to tik-tok. They read the first answer the AI gives them. That’s it.

I keep telling them they should be better at computers than an old lady like me.

This sucks. I mean, I read Harry Potter as an adult, and still loved the stories, even if some parts were problematic (Cho Chang? The Irish kid blows stuff up? REALLY?). But I refuse to give that woman any of my money to do more evil with.

That event didn’t make him a fucknugget. It just showed the entire world that he was, in fact, a fucknugget.

I don’t think I’d trust anything with his name on it.

My god, why are we even entertaining this?

He CANNOT have a third term.

I’m old, and I saw the Breakfast Club back in the 80’s on like, channel 11. For years I couldn’t figure out why Principal Vernon and Carl the Janitor went from hating each other to being friends.

Years later I saw it unedited and realized they cut out the whole scene with the two of them bonding and smoking weed. So much made sense at that point.