Mammal
한국 음식의 연인
Hanging out at the intersection of economics, creativity and technology. Picture taker, free software advocate, animal lover.
Don't tell anyone I was here.
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Insta: https://instagram.com/jef_parker/
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| Pronouns | He / him |
| Fan of... | Dodgers, Lakers, PWAs |
| Pets | George, African Gray parrot; Barkley, greatest mutt ever |
| Web Page | https://jeff-parker.com/ |
"Wayne...? Wayne? I thought you were right behind me! Wayne? We're never going to get there if I have to keep stopping every 30 miles to look for you! If I fly any slower we might as well just walk! Wayne? Come on, dude!"
Doing my best to continue saving daylight, even as the rest of the country has gone back to squandering it.
"What, are you posing for a painting or are you going to throw that stick? Let's go, I haven't got all day and it's going to take me half that to get to wherever that thing lands."
"Hey, how you doin'? Yeah, yeah, that's great, listen, you gonna finish that sandwich?"
"You're the one who taught me that if I look at you with this expression, I get attention and treats. Can we cut right to the treats part? I love the attention and all but, you know, treats. Right?"
"Like what I've done with the place? Me too. I'm really starting to get the hang of this."
"I AM listening for the mailman. And napping. It's called multitasking. Anyone with a proper ear can do it. So not you I guess."
"It's true, I have a drinking problem. But I cleverly hide it by quickly glancing off to one side with a concerned look on my face. No one ever notices."
