It's your man, Jordan.

Just remembered I had a Mastodon and how to log-in to said Mastodon, 5 years later.

Annddd I forgot how immensely clunky this platform is, come on, I don't have time to read 500 character salad. You know what, fuck this I'd rather sink with the Twitter ship before I climb back aboard. Now what to do with the other 123 characters left... #Twitter4LIFE