Mike thinks he's Moses,
But his ten commandments are awful.
Thou shalt:
1) Lie
2) Steal
3) Worship Trump
4) Screw your neighbor
5) Deceive to Profit
6) False witness
7) Covet everything
8) Blame the innocent
9) Help no one
10) Wrongfully judge everyone
He'll part the Red Sea with sin & stupidity.