I’ll always remember the first time I did the baby quest. The first time I did it, I was like, “well, see ya, Lil fella!” and pitched that little brat right in the oven. Spoiler, turns out, it was the correct thing to do. Otherwise, that shadow demon guy wont jump to you from the guilt Garalt (not I) felt. What a great game.

You think it wasn’t their idea in the first place to go to the government and say, “look at all this data we have on literally everyone. For a modest fee and sweetheart tax deals, it can be yours!”

Big tech isn’t your friend or ally. They are the sole reason we live in the surveillance state we currently do.

And thats how Adam and Jim became best friends for the next 30 years.

America isn’t toast, your sorry ass is toast. Get fucked, idiot.

“What the hell is that supposed to mea… ooooooohhhhh. Yeah, that sounds stressful.”

No, no. I think you’re on to something here. I do this too.

White dude here… Who the fuck is apologizing for being white? Why do they keep saying this and what’s the point? I’ve never felt the need nor have I ever experienced anyone else needing to apologize for their being white or any other race. What does the right go through that make them feel like they would ever need to apologize for being white because me and all my friends are liberal and thats just not a fucking thing. Do they think it is? I have nothing but questions and none of them even make sense to ask so I can’t imagine a sensible answer being given.

Neptune has learning disabilities and we accept him just the way he is.

Venus sure as shit wont rotate around anyone else’s axis. Venus dgaf.