As Pope Francis speaks, closed captions interpret him as saying, “We don’t know F-ck” on news sites. Listen to the audio: This could be a reasonable, phonetic version of the Pope’s Latin!😂🤣🤣
https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/news/pope-pays-tribute-to-benedict-xvi-on-first-anniversary-of-his-death/vi-AA1mgZPn?t=33 Also, this confession by the Pope would explain the Inquisition, witch hunts, widespread child-molestation by priests, and other theological oddities.
Writers: Did you know the Bible says Jesus Christ said, “Where your THESAURUS is, there will your heart be”? Does this mean you can’t go to heaven without learning synonyms?
No, “thesaurus” is the Greek word for “treasure.” So, English Bibles say, “Where your TREASURE is, there will your heart be.” Matthew 6:21. Thus, Jesus says you can’t reach heaven unless you treasure God over material wealth.
BTW: Merriam-Webster’s Thesaurus fails to list “treasure” as another word for “thesaurus.”🤔Ironic!🤣
Does anyone else ever find Redbox DVDs that you forgot to return a LOOONG time ago?
A friendly reminder that this nuclear-wasteland scene from “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” happens only six years from now. Possibly this occurs if incompetent hate-monger Donald Trump gets re-elected U.S. president, sells the rest of America’s nuclear secrets to Russia, and lets his “Christian Nationalist” goons radically expand the war in Israel.
A pet owner says she and her cat are “equals” in a pet-food ad paid for by corporations who want you to feel warm and fuzzy about them treating you like animals. I support animal rights in line with the Bible’s Proverbs 12:10, but calling animals “equals” pulls human rights down to animals’ level rather than lifts animals to our level. Animals can be freely bought, sold, bred, sterilized or “euthanized.” And corporate tycoons want that same power over human slaves, like before the U.S. Civil War
Actually, you can catch the most flies by mixing honey AND vinegar. But I haven’t done a demographic breakdown of whether the honey-vinegar mix is most appealing to young flies with lower disposable incomes, middle-age flies in their prime earning years, or senior flies who are cautious investors. Regardless, my formula is popular among low-I.Q. creatures who normally gather on feces; so Republicans want to spray the formula on their candidates to woo more Trump supporters.
Somehow, a few flies got into the house; so, I decided to test whether you really can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. But thus far, the flies are ignoring both, which suggests that both products need bigger marketing budgets.
A vile rumor is spreading that actor Sam Elliott’s mustache has died. That’s a lie: Sam’s mustache went out drinking with Chuck Norris’ beard last night, and they got into a bar fight with Tommy Lee Jones’ eyebrows and Steven Seagal’s belly hair. The fight could only be broken up by a SWAT team firing 347 shots, but all bullets ricocheted harmlessly and no lives were lost. Still, follicle-rights groups criticize cops for “authoritarian grooming.” Publicists for all hair involved had no comment.
