ArtistFormerlyKnownAsKrystle

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Four Losers Walk Into A Bar For No Reason At All. Your GOP Debate Unwatch Party! https://www.wonkette.com/p/four-losers-walk-into-a-bar-for-no
Four Losers Walk Into A Bar For No Reason At All. Your GOP Debate Unwatch Party!

Nope.

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Tucker Carlson doing 2010-era Glenn Beck with "the guy who banged Obama" sure yup! https://www.wonkette.com/p/tucker-carlson-doing-2010-era-glenn
Tucker Carlson doing 2010-era Glenn Beck with "the guy who banged Obama" sure yup!

Subscribe to Wonkette if you’re not already! Hey pallies, it’s your Wonkette evening news roundup! We’re doing a late lunch version and an evening version, or they’re TOO LONG. Of course, these feel TOO SHORT. Oh well, have some stories! From Liz on Trump’s civil trials of LOL, I like to call this

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Flip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah, Flip-A-Dee-Ay!

May he be the first of many.

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New Biden Campaign Ad Reminds You Dummies 2020 Happened And How He Fixed It https://www.wonkette.com/p/new-biden-campaign-ad-reminds-you
New Biden Campaign Ad Reminds You Dummies 2020 Happened And How He Fixed It

It's a damn good ad, we're saying.

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Happy Virgo season!

Meet Om-Nom the planet eater! He's carrot cake, spice buttercream, and mostly covered in modeling chocolate. The planets are lemon rice krispies treats covered in modeling chocolate.

#food

Which Trump Idiot's Seething Rage Is Funniest Today, Alina Habba Or Alina Habba? https://www.wonkette.com/p/which-trump-idiots-seething-rage
Which Trump Idiot's Seething Rage Is Funniest Today, Alina Habba Or Alina Habba?

Spoiler.

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Could Loser MAGA Senate Candidates Help Democrats Keep Their Majority In 2024? https://www.wonkette.com/p/could-loser-maga-senate-candidates
Could Loser MAGA Senate Candidates Help Democrats Keep Their Majority In 2024?

We dare to dream.

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Cannabis King Embroiled In Bitter Legal Battle With Sushi Restaurant Owners! Tabs, Tues., Aug. 8, 2023 https://www.wonkette.com/p/cannabis-king-embroiled-in-bitter
Tabs, Tues., Aug. 8, 2023

Come and get your Tabs!

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I'm dying laughing watching Muskrat continually step on the rake trying to save the bird site. He tried to have the sign on his building changed but neglected to get a permit and the sign change was shut down by the city, and now apparently "X" is trademarked by Meta as it relates to social networking. 😂😂😂