Uncle PJLittle known fact - Captain Hook bought his hook from a secondhand store.
JJab
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Sadly, my kids have reached the age where reverse psychology and reverse reverse psychology no longer work.
Looks like at least one of us will need to move now.
Her: Want a drink?
Me: It’s three in the afternoon.
Her: It’s five o’clock somewhere.
Me: Pass.
Her: What are you going to do then?
Me: I’m going to bed.
Her: It’s three in the afternoon.
Me: It’s ten o’clock somewhere.
Me: It’s three in the afternoon.
Her: It’s five o’clock somewhere.
Me: Pass.
Her: What are you going to do then?
Me: I’m going to bed.
Her: It’s three in the afternoon.
Me: It’s ten o’clock somewhere.
My kids’ boyfriends are 1000% nicer to me than my kids are.