Someone gives you a chance to invite TWO people to dinner at your house. The stipulation is that they must be currently living, and are either journalists or work in a journalism-adjacent field (e.g., news commentator, interviewer, etc.).

Whom do you choose?

I used to have a running joke with my wife when I came home after a haircut.

“Nice haircut.”

“Actually, I got ’em ALL cut.”

After hearing this recur over several months, my then 4-year-old daughter greeted me after I got another haircut:

“Nice mall cut, Dad.”

🤔…😂