tfw you're not sure if people are going to find something funny, but you find it hilarious so you just @ yourself so you can be sure to post only to people you know are going to appreciate the humour. #anxiety

Meh... it works for me right now.
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nite fedi... luv u. 😊💤
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Oh Fediverse, my Fediverse, I do so appreciate thee. Look how i leap and friloc in thy bountiful pastures.

Yeah I know... I typed it wrong. What? You've never seen someone doing OCD therapy before?
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...just because. 😉

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT3_UCm1A5I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8mduTEvnU0

irony^3 😄
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tfw you get distracted and think the Whole Known Network is a reply thread to your last post. I AM AWESOME!!!!!!

The reality kicks in...

I AM STiLL AWESOME!!! 🤘🖖🤘
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Oh baby, am I ever on fire tonight. 😄

The remainder of tonight's entertainment is brought to you by red wine, cannabis, dark chocolate and the final distillation and expulsion of 40 years of bilious childhood remorse and a lifetime of emotional abuse.

You wish. Perv. 🙄

Really? You do? Well ...okay then. 😃

Let's take this to Funkytown.

p.s. call me if you want to see the pictures of Jim Carey in a Pikachu onesie and Steve Bannon in Spongebob in lederhosen garb, gagged and bonded together with electrical tape and Christmas lights. #cannotbeunimagined. For bonus value, picture Jim Carey gagging and fighting the urge to throw up at the thought of it.

Full service.

You're welcome. 😊

Congratulations. You met me at a very strange time in my life.

p.p.s. This is beautiful and deserves more views:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2N6H4Jp_Os

cOmPlImEnTaRy ImAgE fIlE.
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Saw this and remembered I've been meaning to get a pair of dungarees for ...erm ...decades.

https://lookbook.nu/look/9085802-2-18-831

#thingsimeanttodobutnevergotaroundtobecauseistillhavetheattentionspanofa3yearold 🙄😊
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Not sure why, but this place feels safer than the instance I used to frequent. Maybe it's just that @Elizafox was the person who made me feel most welcome in the Fediverse when I used to be on Mastodon.

Whatever the reason, thanks for doing what you do and creating somewhere for me to feel like I can actually enjoy the Internet.