if there was ever a movie made about my life it would probably be called Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

jeremy renner jeremy boreing jeremy jahns what is it with jeremys all having such a stupid first name

this is bi erasure

my man chester by the sea

been a while since i've checked jorts and i'm very happy to see everyone celebrating today's good news

i drew browser

inside of you there are two wolves. how the fuck did you manage that

what’s updog? i’m a visual learner btw

they should make cereal for adults. the maze is too easy i want to do my taxes on the back of the box