As a registered financial advisor and ecologist, this is a pretty bad take. This is indirect usage of greenhouse gas emissions, aka from a 3rd party not directly involved with the product. It’s like when you painstakingly wait 9 months for your wife has a kid which turns out to not be yours, can you really take the blame? Overall, hope to reduce carbon editions to 0 by 2050 more than reducing my wife’s late abortion rate #GoGreen #ReduceCarbonEmissions

Hey mannn, bro to bro, can you please stop treating your disorders like they’re a personality. That’s all millenials do is make up disorders and self diagnose. This is why I became a therapist actually, went through all the liberal bs they told me at Yale, am now a registered therapist and secretly when they come in I tell people to stop self diagnosing, they keep coming back and I keep telling them this very thing. Wonder when they will learn, hopefully before the company I work for finds out and fires my ass.

Hey mannn, bro to bro, stop treating your disorders like they’re a personality. That’s all millenials do is make up disorders and self diagnose. This is why I became a therapist actually, went through all the liberal bs they told me at Yale, am now a registered therapist and secretly when they come in I tell people to stop self diagnosing, they keep coming back and I keep telling them this very thing. Wonder when they will learn, hopefully before the company I work for finds out and fires my ass.

There’s a lotta misinformation online and it’s coming directly from the liberal controlled deep state. You have to rely on alternate news sources like infowars and breitbart news to get away from whatever joker biden tells you. I’ve had family and friends personally isolate themselves from me and not respond to my texts but that’s just because they couldn’t handle the truth, went to her house and turns out she was in the middle of a 7 way orgy with some of my highschool friends and didn’t have her phone on her, if I can handle that then she can handle the truth about politics

Agreed bromie, there’s a lotta misinformation online and it’s coming directly from the liberal controlled deep state. You have to rely on alternate news sources like infowars and breitbart news to get away from whatever joker biden tells you. I’ve had family and friends personally isolate themselves from me and not respond to my texts but that’s just because they couldn’t handle the truth, went to her house and turns out she was in the middle of a 7 way orgy with some of my highschool friends and didn’t have her phone on her, if I can handle that then she can handle the truth about politics

This is the one time the onion has done something even a remote shred of clever. To tie into the topic of the article, I once stoned to death my pet goldfish after he was showing signs of age and that was more clever than anything that the onion has done in their near-36 year span of creating misinformation, or anything the veterinary clinic could’ve told me to do otherwise.

You are correct that a dolphin’s blowhole is not its nose in the traditional sense, but it does serve a similar function in that it is used for breathing. However, the reason a dolphin would play a trumpet with its blowhole rather than its mouth has more to do with the anatomy of its airway than with the function of the blowhole itself.

Dolphins are mammals and breathe air into their lungs just like humans do. However, unlike humans, dolphins do not have a direct connection between their mouths and their lungs. Instead, their airway consists of a long, narrow passageway that leads from the blowhole on the top of their heads down to their lungs. This passageway is called the pharynx, and it is not connected to the mouth or the digestive tract.

This unique anatomy means that dolphins are not able to inhale or exhale through their mouths, and they cannot control the airflow through their mouths in the same way that humans can. Instead, they use their blowhole for breathing, and they have excellent control over the muscles surrounding the pharynx, which allows them to produce a variety of sounds for communication.

So, if a dolphin were to attempt to play a trumpet (or any other wind instrument), it would have to use its blowhole rather than its mouth because that is the only way it is physically capable of controlling the airflow to produce sound. The dolphin would essentially be using the trumpet as an extension of its own respiratory system, blowing air through the instrument with its blowhole and using its pharyngeal muscles to modulate the airflow and create musical notes.

In conclusion, while a dolphin’s blowhole may not be a “nose” in the traditional sense, it is the functional equivalent when it comes to breathing and sound production. And due to the unique anatomy of a dolphin’s airway, it would indeed use its blowhole, rather than its mouth, to play a trumpet.

Just like how people should ironically updoot my comment here, since I am very low on Lemmy karma and need some 👆👆👆

Strongly disagree with your statement. Imo, he is clearly better at managing money than most other people, as he is far richer. I mean, just look at his bank account. Thankfully, I have saved up for the latest Tesla and am hopefully catching up to him in net worth someday.

Edit: My apologies, for I forgot to add a reliable source to my claim www.forbes.com/profile/elon-musk/

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