My toots smell like lemon verbena with a touch of lilac.

Mastodons are geniuses, poets
Tweeters have crabs, and their partners know it.

There are Mastodons
On the horizon
Delicate might
Emerged from extinction
Thawed, thick, and tight
The ice age of capitalism
Frozen the masses
With fright
A new day dawned
A Mastodon has spawned
Wide and deep en masse
Here to kick much ass

Don't call it a comeback
Mastodons been here for years
Open sourcing for years
Putting birdies in fear
Makin' their tears
Rain down like a Monsoon
Listen to the Mastodon BOOM!
Explosion!!
Overpowerin'!!
Over the competiton we're towering!
Wrecking shop, when we drop these TOOTS that'll make you call the cops!!
Don't you dare, stare, Twitter better move!
Don't ever compare!
Us to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced, Twitter gonna pay the price!

Whatdya sick?
We're a slick, stupid tootists
Tooting that you can't comprehend
But you're buying this
Bird site we're breakin
Internet of things we're shaking
Hoping
Toots rollin
No jokin
Keep trollin
As we do this
You'll be put on bed rest
No hangin'
While toots bangin
On the strength
There's no contest
Physically and lyrically
It's a Mastodon Kingdom
Stingin' Em
And Bringin' Em
Toots of Wisdom

Life's a bummer
When you're a hummer

WOW...Aaron Hernandez found not guilty

I'm your Night Mastodon, asleep in the day
I'm your Night Mastodon, get out of my way
Look out for the Night Mastodon, watch you tonight
I'm the Night Mastodon, when you turn out the light ...

I just want to play guitar and eat pineapples