weighted randomization isn't real. due to the infinite multiverse theory, there is infinitely many versions of yourself that have lived through every possible outcome. you have to learn how to manifest your most fortunate selves into this reality, and i can show you how. if you buy my book, it has cool pictures of horses that i took at my friend's ranch. this is unrelated to the other thing.

following restrictions on adult content online, the life-sized lucario and gardevoir plushies have been removed from the pokemon center website