Podiatric Support Animal

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Expect NSFW, predominantly micro/macro content, shameless flirtations and insatiable yet civil thirst.
Intolerant of Intolerance, No one under 18. Occasionally kinky roleplays, but a HUGE sub.
Species:American Crow
Default Height:7ft 1in
Birthday:July 31st

Us chillin' and watching video esseys while I'm big enough to snack on watermelons whole. It's quite relaxing really. Laying there and being able to feel my breathing rhythm, hear my heartbeat, occasionally the slick, grinding rubber sound of a melon or two being pushed past.

Then with one conscious flex you hear, very loudly, as nearly two dozen melons are CRUSHED against one another within my crop in a couple seconds flat.
Popping them all like bubble-wrap and doubtlessly turning them all into a wet pulp, one that another groan from the crop signals it being pushed into the eager stomach below, drowning out it's own hungry growls.

@lennox Fort keeps swatting her off my desk to play.
Starting off my first vest strong I do believe, Blood's not perfect but it's the best I could find.

Crawling up under the sheets and coming upon the low cavern made by the jet-black avian soles resting beneath them.
You'd been thinking about it for weeks, watching when the crow went to sleep, eager to finally see them up close.

Then you spot a thread around one toe, and a... note?

So I'm doing the Meme over on Bsky and while I WAS gonna do it normal like, honest answers and all.

I got challenged, and here's the result, Sound on!

It's Steptember,

Ya'll know what to do~<3

Just putting this back out there for no particular reason ~<3

I have just been informed of Live A Hero's Alchiba character, and his "The Chaser" costume and.

oh no.. 👀💦

Thinking about mean girls.

Not necessarily mean girls. But rather women who are mean to me. Sweetest, gold-hearted lady you can think of.
But for whatever reason feels inclined, obligated or encouraged to FLATTEN me on sight.

Do any of ya'll do a weed and also have a level of Aphantasia?

I'm 1 on this scale and often find myself mentally diving into vivid daydreams, sometimes one after the other like I'm flipping TV channels with my inner eye.

I'm wondering how a 5-mind perceives a good high.