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GOAT FUCKERRRR!
One has onions
That is very much not like the Philadelphia Steamer, or the Rusty Trombone.
Golgafrincham

Golgafrincham was a planet, once home to the Great Circling Poets of Arium. The descendants of these poets made up tales of impending doom about the planet. The tales varied; some said it was going to crash into the sun, or the moon was going to crash into the planet. Others said the planet was to be invaded by twelve-foot piranha bees and still others said it was in danger of being eaten by an enormous mutant star-goat. These tales of impending doom allowed the Golgafrinchans to rid...

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Golgafrincham

Golgafrincham was a planet, once home to the Great Circling Poets of Arium. The descendants of these poets made up tales of impending doom about the planet. The tales varied; some said it was going to crash into the sun, or the moon was going to crash into the planet. Others said the planet was to be invaded by twelve-foot piranha bees and still others said it was in danger of being eaten by an enormous mutant star-goat. These tales of impending doom allowed the Golgafrinchans to rid...

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Well. Fuck.
That’s a bingo!
Make your own opening elsewhere on the package.
The crown being on top doesn’t seem right.
Blossom end rot caused by lack of uptake of calcium. This doesn’t necessarily mean you need to add more calcium to the soil though! It’s largely a watering issue. The plant is getting too much or not enough water and can’t make use of the calcium that may already be present in the soil. Tomatoes want about an inch of water a week and they are moody! Be consistent with your watering. Don’t over do it. Tomatoes will let you know when they feel neglected. There is a product called Rot Stop that is a calcium spray. Apply directly to the plant so it can uptake the calcium it’s not getting naturally.