Same

Me, enjoying a DP Cream

Only the depiction of Christopher Columbus has bird shit on its head and it's got a lot of bird shit on it

A bowtie AND white gloves? This dapper fellow is very classy.

Breakfast tacos

Fear the Mega Mini Wheat

I like this ad because it makes it look like J Fitzgerald is a talking dog.

I made my friends entire family as cookies and it makes a cool gift, but it's very boring and tedious and I'm glad I'm done. It's way more fun to ask the internet for curveballs. I'm going to make some more tonight so if you want to see your pets or favorite cartoon characters or memes or whatever rendered in frosting, please send me a request. As always, anyone can make a request, even you, internet rando.

The hot sauce im eating has a label warning not to use it to play tricks on the weak.

It's a candy canine