yeah all the furry art gave me unrealistic body expectations for women because, you know, I can't date a huge 4 legged dragoness

The number of fireworks people are setting off is honestly like a war zone, this is beyond ridiculous and I want to go on a biting rampage

just too sleeeeeepy

Aww... it had been a bit since I'd last had a "flying dragon" dream

40% proud and ferocious
40% bratty sub
10% cat
10% goober

Dragons with back spines really missing out on supreme comfy of getting to sprawl on your back with your limbs splayed out in every direction

It's such a nice bright sunny day outside but I have to wear a jacket because our office is so damn cold 🧊

the dragon plushes drawing straws to see whose turn it is for me to cuddle and inevitably wake up to find they've been ejected onto the floor overnight

shout out to all the websites that will ask your cookie preferences every other time you visit, making you click past all their deceptively highlighted buttons over and over, until that one time you impatiently click the wrong button and accidentally give permission and they never ask you again

Monaco is so stupid, man