Apprently, they have a whole line of merch, too. I think I have a new Away Team favorite.

DHS can eat a US defense budget sized bag of dicks

Animal in my youth, and my best friend was already Floyd. Truthfully, I was already Fozzy.
Nowadays, Dr Bunsen Honeydew.
For science!

Yeah...my meds for sure.

What a fantastic mental image

No clue who tf downvotes this, but obvi someone who has never tasted elk.

Good job, much appreciate

It's okay to verb.

So deep.

Life Hack: don't plug it in. Ta-Da!

They never had any intention of hiring you.

Those are exactly the questions you ask during an interview.

Groucho
Harpo
Chico
Zeppo
Gummo
...
Mario
Aragorn
And Geront (just to be an edgy goth twit)