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@HonkeyKong
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a shuffling form, alive despite itself 🏴
fuckthe police
nazisfuck off
more likecrapitalism
was just reminded that there was a guy named sio bibble in the phantom menace. i'm here to take the stance that maybe, just maybe, there shouldn't have been
“So … you’re flying a kite?” “No, I’m fishing for birds.”
so this plane transforms into a robot, huh. and so does this truck. i see. oh look, it's a tapedeck. what does it turn into? another goddammed robot! life is a prison
"the hardest thing in this world is to be a white person who's listening to reggae and not doing the accent" - buffy summers
Crackpot chili
the super bowel
I simply don’t go to knife-fights
go teams
the film madam web taught me that it's easier to commit grand theft auto multiple times than it is to open a single can of soda
reaping what i sow? sorry, not for me