The one who knocked up a 12 year old when he was 19, and who claims their son (that he raised) is her brother.

Lemmy has terrible UX too. I only find it useable because of third-party apps.

Mate I’ve got briefs that are two decades old

I don’t think I would do that. I kinda like having new-ish underwear.

Who do you think is pushing the climate change denial agenda?

Rupert Murdoch.

But if it came to it, if my death in a bayonet charge contributed to the destruction of Russia, sign me the fuck up.

And the deaths of your loved ones? Your sons, your nephews, your brothers? Still worth it?

Not to mention the lives of the soldiers you kill in battle. Every one of them as precious as yours.

Yeah, exactly.

They last two or three years and I throw them out as they wear out. Six briefs is my annual top up.

Fruit of the Loom men’s briefs.

I buy a six-pack from Walmart every year. I don’t think I’ve ever been so loyal to a brand.

Hey, quick question. Are you male and old enough to be drafted?

This is Guam erasure.

Instead of releasing a huge number of these insects into trash sites (which isn’t practical)

Try it anyway!