C'mon guys... Surely he wouldn't lie twice, right?
C'mon guys... Surely he wouldn't lie twice, right?
C'mon guys, he wouldn't lie twice, right?
Trump after running away, at the end of the war
Trump Admin enters the chat: - Ukraine is getting the upper hand against Russian invasion with help from allies (including Biden Admin) - Calls Zelensky a dictator - Says Ukraine “shouldn’t have started the war” - Humiliates Zelensky before the world in Oval Office - Lies about Europe sending less aid than the US towards Ukraine - Begins talks with Russia without Ukraine present - Says Ukraine better be “ready to lose some land” - Has secret phone calls with Putin - Starts an trade war with the whole planet, except for Russia and its allies - Attempts to extort Ukraine for 50% of its minerals in perpetuity, in exchange for nothing - Signals Russia that the US is ready to cozy up to them and lift sanctions - Bails on Ukraine after realizing “this is harder than it seemed” Boy, what went wrong? They did everything right since they took office. /s /s /s
*Wipes tears with Trump $100 bills*