I’ll be honest. I quit smoking because I’d rather suck a donkeys dick than pay > $5 a pack. If they dropped down to 2 packs for $5 I’ll be smoking again. I enjoyed smoking but fuck paying that much.

What a neck it was. A 30-06 round bounced off his vertebrae. A moose couldn’t even do that. Hell it was stronger than a 1/2” steel plate

I thought they were made from your mom’s dingleberries

JFC

Seems like a massive overreaction. It was liquid ass not surstromming

Politicians got a cut of the proceeds?

All it takes is one cop being a complete dick and everything you own will be gone. I mean you can sue afterwards but your house will be ransacked and stuff broken and missing. Cops will blame it on the tow yard that will conveniently store your van in a blind spot.

More terminate anyone's internet that posts anything "woke"

You misspelled Full Metal Jacket

They will not do jack shit to straighten a broken bone. They make you sit in triage until you give up and leave or escort you out by security if you raise a stink.

Sat in triage for 38 hours before with a broken leg.

Thanks Captain Obvious