DgarThere exists a quantity of artificial butter flavor beyond which people begin to believe it's not butter.
This is known as the margarine of error.
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Tony Sindelar@lexfri ive been on worse work trips
Cabel SasserThe “Camera Control” button triggers a special, unexpected screen to help you discover all the crazy ways you never knew you gripped your phone
Martin Owens 
The company's "HR department" is for the company.
Your HR department is called a Union.
Rapha
gallaugherIf I were in the desert for several days riding that no-named horse I’d be like: “You’re Horsey McHorseface, The Horsemeister, Dr. Horsenstein, Colt 45, No Glue Stu, Harry Trotter, Trotsky, David Hasselhoof, My Mane Man, Lebron Manes, 50 Shades of Neigh, Neigh-dy GaGa, Pony Sopprano, Haulin’ Oats, Stallion Thee Meghan” I mean, c’mon, Bro. You had at least four days in the desert sun, you wrote a whole song, yet came up with nothing for “The Steed in Need”? Inexcusable.
Drew McCormackSearching for SF Symbols is nasty. Trying to guess what words to use. I've started to search using ChatGPT instead, asking it to suggest symbols for my search description. No brainer for Apple: Use AI to improve searching in SF Symbols app.
I sure wish the person who put all of the ports on the left of the MacBook Air and the person who put the developer strap on the _right_ of the Apple Vision Pro had been able to reconcile their bitter disagreement before everything shipped. But alas, I have to set myself up like Charlie Brown all tangled in kite string in order to do anything.
Lore SjöbergThis morning there was a water bottle standing upright on the sidewalk outside my house. Later there was also a small packet of yogurt and a single Starburst. I think someone is trying to summon a white woman.
@omt_conf Is there any schedule information yet? Particularly for Monday morning - presumably there's some sort of badge pickup and the like, so I'm wondering what's a good time to arrive and be ready for the keynote stream?