Darth SneakersThem: You’re a security person, do you use public Wi-Fi?
Me: Nope
Them: Because it’s so unsafe and easy to hack you?
Me: Because it requires me to go out in public.
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Crocodiles use many forms of camouflage for instance these "jazz hands" are used to lure musical theatre people to their doom
Thursday. What a concept.
Low Quality FactsI am trying to find my people on Mastodon. Can you please boost this if you:
-Believe that blueberries could be bigger and that farmers are simply not working hard enough to grow massive blueberries.
-Lie awake at night wondering if squirrels are sad when they forget where they buried their acorns.
-Think restaurants should legally be required to participate in Taco Tuesday.
-Find Tilda Swinton to be terrifying yet oddly attractive.
-Know that you could defeat 50 Smurfs in hand-to-hand combat.