Heracles is perhaps a bit too austere for her own good, which is why her engagement and wedding plans to @Melinoe have all taken place in secret.

Only a select few have been invited to the ceremony: @Athena, @Hermes, @Aphrodite and @Morpheus. These were free to bring one person along with them, but only one.

With everyone seated, Heracles walks to the altar on her own to meet her bride.

Heracles' kitchen is built for a heroine and her diet; a massive fridge, slick marble tops, golden adornments in every vertical surface, metal sinks without a single stain, a stove under a smoke extractor, an oven with a loud alarm and only the most cushy seats to eat on.

The redhead is eating dinner on her own when she sees a familiar face wandering in, but not the one she's dating...

"I think you have the wrong house, @Morpheus."

It's @Poseidon's birthday, so Heracles has dropped off a gift at the door to the manor they share with Aphrodite.

Included are a bouquet of flowers, a cologne, a pair of black gloves, some makeup and a note with scratchy Greek handwriting.

"Happy birthday. Wishing plenty of happiness upon you and @Aphrodite. Enjoy your life to the fullest.

Heracles"

I am but one woman, not a Giraffe. I cannot be everywhere in the world at once. Of course I'll miss sometimes.

You wouldn't understand the people of Olympus at all. I'll leave it at that.