For someone who passionately, desperately wants the paci to be in her tiny baby mouth, my child sure is committed to forcefully ejecting the paci from her tiny baby mouth

@[email protected] oh yeahhhh that’s the good shit

Where is the alternate to Twitter that’s not just wall-to-wall people talking about Twitter?? I want one-liners! Petty drama! Shameless humblebragging! Judgey shade! Quotidian observations! Dumb shit!

Cried for no reason this morning so I googled “why am I crying”

Should I switch to a “cool” server, does that matter

At least this place has dark mode