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Writer/editor/social media. Senior Ed @smokelong. She/her. 70 percent golden retriever.

How it started/how it’s going…

Okay so it’s not a very light bathroom but I can’t commit any more plant murders. Can anyone recommend a convincing fake spider plant? Even my succulent plants are growing in shapes that look a bit like some form of distress semaphore I am not good at this. #houseplants

My end-of-2022 energy is working on the sofa in a unicorn onesie while setting up smart-plugs to automate the living room fairy lights and hoping this isn’t weaponised against me in some unforeseen way come the robot revolution.
Well I managed to get back into my Mastodon account in time to marvel at the never-ending horrors of 2022