@Harshwardhan

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An amphibian with super human ability to see through glass guaze!

Dear HR
I am suffering from corona virus and request you to grant me paid leave for 20days.

Reply from HR

Dear Sick Employee,
After knowing that you are infected, we have asked all employees to work from home, you can come to office & start working. No leaves!

- From HR dept.

It's just a sheer coincidence

My Previous Boss was Mr.Black
My current Boss is Mr. White

#boss #officelife

If you think nobody cares when you are alive, try missing couple of credit card payments.

So it's last day of year, but how does it matters? 🤔🤔

Chronology follows every year after 365 days.
Damn! Got year older, fuck it.

Happy New Year!!
"When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion"~ Dale Carnegie.

What immediately gives high blood pressure to parents of teenagers :

In US: Getting back really late night
In UK:Answering back disrespectfully

In India: bedroom ka darwaza andar se lock kar lena

My recent experience in Malaysia, where ever I go and met almost people from all Asian countries and if we ever talk about bollywood very first name thy know is @iamsrk He is truly global Indian.
Wishing you all very Happy Christmas!!
Inspite of so called shortage and increase in demand still supply never stops. 🤔🤔🤔 #OnionEmergency