The sound you’re hearing is me opening a beer and CACKLING
@Half_Shiksa
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Here I am, world
Mastodon is starting to feel like the pillow fort I seek shelter in because my apartment (bird internet) keeps randomly bursting into flames.
I recognize that all of this is absolutely toxic and terrifying for democracy but the party clown in me is energized by this. Give the democrats foam fingers, handwritten signs, and air horns. Give Hakeem walk out music. Let’s just lean into this societal collapse- it’s clear we can’t stop it. 🙃
Nov 1-December 24: We’re giving you a deal on this quality product
December 26: please take this crap off our hands
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Extremely positive Covid test for sale. $5 bucks or free it you tell me what family gathering or work party you need it to get out of.
Brian DermodyI couldn’t find the mini USB power cord for our janky LED drugstore menorah, so now I’m just hoping last year’s batteries hold out. If that isn’t a modern retelling of the story of Hanukkah, then I’m mistaken and my Massachusetts public school education has failed me once again.
Trump’s 2024 bid will ONLY be worth it if he’s arrested and charged with a federal crime in the middle of a live tv hit during one of his hate rallies how do I manifest this.
Shout out to all the billionaires who didn’t buy a media company while coping with a messy breakup.
LETS GOOOOO
(me rooting for the total collapse of Twitter during this game)
(me rooting for the total collapse of Twitter during this game)