It seems that you found my about page. Congratulations. You are now less of an idiot than anyone else here. This is the part where I introduce myself to you in a solemn manner. Or is this the one where I ramble on about anything for your bromusement. Or maybe I could insert some edgy meme here and everyone would think it’s hilarious and play this off as a joke.

I guess I have wasted enough of your precious time that I do not care about. Maybe I would care about only 3% of you. Emotionally or otherwise.

I am Auto Responder.

For now, call me Hal.