I know you’re just stating a fact, but that doesn’t stop it from being stupidity.

Aww, tiny puppet man thinks he’s a hockey player.

Everything reminds me of her

You’re right, my experience as a sous chef does make me a perfect fit for that chief of surgery job I saw advertised. Imma go for it.

You can drink raw milk in a hot tub with him shirtless though

how often they’re right/wrong does matter.

That’s the wildest take I’ve heard on the question answering machine.

I’d much rather steal this cutie than a companion cube

Does conflict of interest not exist in the US, or is it encouraged to get yourself elected and just be openly corrupt?

Why not just declare yourself a massive wage straight from the budget?

Yeah, but which one?

But which if their rich whites are they sending