The Grouchybeast

@Grouchybeast
5 Followers
19 Following
86 Posts
@davidgerard By the time they get to the IPO the entire pitch is going to be 'Claude Code, except not as good, plus maybe ads in your search results?'

@davidgerard Do Not Use ChatGPT To Make Legal Decisions, Especially When Actual Lawyers Already Told You That Your Idea Was Bad And Dumb:

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/mar/18/subnautica-2-publisher-krafton-ceo-reinstated-ai-chatgpt-failed-bid-avoid-paying-bonus

The court decision is a hilarious read.

Subnautica 2 publisher’s CEO used ChatGPT in failed bid to avoid paying US$250m bonus to own studio head, court hears

Court orders Krafton’s CEO to reinstate Unknown Worlds’ leadership after they were ousted using an AI-generated plan

The Guardian

Comedy gold.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/mar/18/subnautica-2-publisher-krafton-ceo-reinstated-ai-chatgpt-failed-bid-avoid-paying-bonus

https://courts.delaware.gov/Opinions/Download.aspx?id=392880

Maybe Kim can ChatGPT-source an appeal against the ruling.

Also, Subnautica is great, fingers crossed we now actually get the sequel.

Subnautica 2 publisher’s CEO used ChatGPT in failed bid to avoid paying US$250m bonus to own studio head, court hears

Court orders Krafton’s CEO to reinstate Unknown Worlds’ leadership after they were ousted using an AI-generated plan

The Guardian
@davidgerard Fancy! I have an aged Unicomp Model M, and I live in fear of it packing up one day and being forced to have a non-clicky keyboard.
@davidgerard 🦛 🐦 🐑 🐑
🦛 🐦 🐑 🐑
🦛 🐦 🦌 (☀️ 📹 )
🦛 🐦 🐑 🐑

@HolgerTDittmann @tante '59% of executives say quantum-enabled AI will transform their industry by 2030'.

Jesus Christ.

I have a new business plan. I'm going to offer a service where I will survey a company's executives to find these people, and then personally hand them a P45. My rates will be low because my job satisfaction will be immense.

@HolgerTDittmann @tante '79% of executives say AI will significantly contribute to their revenue by 2030, but only 24% can clearly see where that revenue will come from.'

Never have I read a clearer illustration of why the easiest way for large companies to immediately cut costs for zero downside would be to fire their executives.

@zzt @davidgerard I'm going to guess that Anthropic's lawyers sent then a 'yeah, you're not calling it that' letter.

@cthos @davidgerard This thread sent a cold shiver down my spine.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46760674

I guess at least they know it's insecure? (But don't worry, you can mitigate that with better prompts 😱 .)

What if we will go even further? I have built end-to-end messaging layer for Cla... | Hacker News

@davidgerard Ooh, you lucky thing! Have a great time. Have you ever done the Darwin Centre behind the scenes tour? It's pricy but great.