@GoldTortoise

20 Followers
15 Following
411 Posts
Perpetually nascent game developer and programming dilettante. I procrastinate by reading a stupid amount of self-development books.
When I say I haven't been on this account for months, I mean at least a year.
Damn, I haven't been on this account for months, now I don't know what the fuck to look at.
1 "Shit people are starting to follow me again, better say something clever!"
2 GOTO 1

fuck yeah! Indian shops rule. Got 4 quarts of raw goat milk.

BRB gonna become superman for a minute.

I never take a break from not giving a fuck.

What if, Masto, you COULD do this all day?

Wat da fuuuuuuuuuk.

You ever take a long ass nap and still be tired?

Sleep deprivation is fucked.

If I were you, I would knock it off.

...

Just messing. I am even more obnoxious.

I am so tired I need an inversion table.
The only country music I like listening to is Mariachi.